Hi. I’m a school student so legal jargon isn’t exactly my thing.
If you like my chilli oil (hopefully, you’ve ordered and its yours by now) then fantastic, please do let me know.
If you don’t like it, please do let me know. I can only get better with your help.
FYI the word ‘everlasting’ obviously is linguistically incorrect. Nothing lasts forever, right? But the last bottle my dad had, lasted 12 years before it got smashed (it slipped through his hands as he was cooking the family Bolognaise meal). This is a new and improved recipe, so we don’t know exactly how many refills and how long ‘everlasting’ is. So it does last for a very long time, refill after refill. There will inevitably be a slow flavour attrition over a long period of time ie it is slightly less punchy after 10 years, or takes longer to get to full flavour after a refill. You can get one of my “Extra Spice” packs which is another batch mix of chillies, in exactly the same, correct ratio, which you can add into it whenever you want.
Because it is a ‘comestible’ (posh word for something we ingest – just learnt that!) I cant take refunds after it has been sent out (unless you bought under a money back guarantee). And I’d really appreciate if there aren’t any refunds so I can fundraise better. Thank you.
And please do share the word. Who else do you know that might like some. Tell them. Better yet, buy them some 🙂
